Happy Friday!  Since this week is kicking off the NFL season, I thought I would huddle up some football jokes for you.

Enjoy!

Is it true that football players cannot wear glasses while playing because it is a contact sport?

Is it true that football centers wear hiking shoes?

Is it true that old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away?

Did you hear about the octopus who played football?  He had ten-tackles.

Did you hear about the football kicker who married his college sweetheart because she was a fair catch?

Did you hear about the quarterback who opened a bakery because he was great at turnovers?

What did the wide receiver say to the football?  Catch you later.

What is a football player’s favorite frozen treat?  Any given sundae.

What did the football player say to the flight attendant?  Put me in coach.

I heard that the best place to watch football is at the hairdressers. They say the coverage is the same but the highlights are better.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated.” ~ Lou Holtz

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