Happy Friday!  This week has brought cold and snow to much of the country.  So while you may have broken out the snow shovels this week, I’ll break out a couple of snow jokes.

Enjoy!

SNOW PLOW

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when a blonde lady left work for the day.  She made her way to her car and wondered how she was ever going to make it home. While she sat in her car as it warmed up for a few minutes she pondered her situation. Then she remembered her Father’s advice that if she got caught in a really heavy snow storm she should just wait for a snow plow to come by and then follow it. That way she would not get stuck in the snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough just a few minutes later a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.

As she followed the snow plow she was feeling smug as and she was not having any problem with the snowy conditions. After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprise when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.

She said that she was fine and told him of her wise Father’s advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a snow storm. The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue if she wanted, however, he was done with the Target parking lot and was going over to Kohl’s next.

SNOW ROUTE

One very snowy winter morning Norman and his blond wife were listening to the radio over breakfast when they heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street,so the snowplows can get through.” So, Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.” So, Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park ……” Suddenly, the power goes out. Now Norman’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?”

With a loving and sympathetic voice Norman says … “Sweetie, this time why don’t you just leave it in the garage?”

Thought for the Week

[W]inter tames man, woman and beast…. ~William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew (Grumio)

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