Happy Friday! Today brings a brand new year! Happy 2015! I want to wish you and yours a Happy New Year and hope that 2015 will be filled with happiness and blessings for you. And just in case you have had difficulty making a New Year’s Resolution, here are some suggestions for you to choose from.
I resolve to be more decisive, maybe.
I resolve to have a password other than “password.”
I resolve to conserve energy by spending more time laying on the couch.
I resolve not to text a family member while we are both in the same room.
I resolve to limit myself to seventeen e-mail addresses.
I resolve to stop sending e-mails to myself unless absolutely necessary.
I resolve to chat with my spouse live instead of on Facebook.
I resolve to not say, “LOL… LOL!” out loud when I hear something funny.
I resolve to balance my checkbook — on my nose.
I resolve to be an optimist, forget that, I don’t think I can keep it.
I resolve to watch more TV, if I am paying for 250 channels, then by golly I need to watch 250 channels.
I resolve to learn how to program the VCR I purchased in 1998.
I resolve to get ready for Y2K.
I resolve to figure out where Waldo is.
Thought for the Week
Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man. ~Quoted in Benjamin Franklin’s 1755 Poor Richard’s Almanac, December (quoteinvestigator.com)
Happy New Year to you and your family!Thanks for all the laughs!!!
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Oh Leonard, you are so funny! We have to laugh at ourselves, don’t we? If we don’t, somebody else will! 🙂
I think the one that I have the best chance of keeping is “I hereby resolve to be here on Jan.1, 2016.”
After that, I’m pretty weak-willed in regard to exercise, gravy, and deep-fried anything.