Friday Funny February 27, 2015 Snow Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Congratulations!  You have made it to the end of February!  Hang in there winter is almost over, even if it does not feel like it or look like it.  We cannot change the weather, but we can laugh at it. So, here are some snow jokes.  Enjoy them before they melt!

The stressed out snowman was acting flaky. That was, until he had a meltdown. And finally he was indicted for having a slush fund.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?                                                                                               Frosted Flakes 

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?                                                                     Do you smell carrots?

How does a snowman get to work?                                                                                                     By Icicle. 

What do you call a gangsta snowman?                                                                                                    Froze-T

Where does a snowman keep his money?                                                                                          In a snow bank

What do you call an old snowman?                                                                                                Water

What do snowmen call their offspring?                                                                                                  Chill-dren

Where do snowmen go to dance ?                                                                                                Snowballs

What do snowmen wear on their heads?                                                                                           Ice caps

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?                                                     A snowmobile

What do snowmen eat for lunch?                                                                                                 Icebergers 

What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?                                                                       Brrrr- itos

What did one snowman say to the other snowman as they parted?                                         Have an ice day!

Thought for the Week

“People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.” ~ Rogers Hornsby

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