Friday Funny June 19, 2015 Deep Thoughts and Questions

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Happy Friday!  As we dome to the end of another work week, you might want to take a moment or two to ponder some of the many thoughts and questions that are flying around the internet these days.

Enjoy!

One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with a wooden stake.

If I had a mine shaft, I don’t think I would just abandon it. There’s got to be a better way.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.

Should philately clubs be stamped out?

Where is the cat in the catwalk?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disney World, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories…

Thought for the Week

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. ~Author Unknown

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