Happy Friday! We are in July and headed toward those dog days of summer, so why not start your Friday with some canine humor?
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
A dog walks into a job center. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a gig in the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
Two men are talking about animals. One says to the other, ‘I know of a dog worth $100,000.’ ‘Really??’ replies the other. ‘Who would have thought a dog could save so much.’
Q: What looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and is very dangerous?
A: A dog with a machete.
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; he still won’t come when you call.
Q: What do you call a dog that licks an electrical socket? A: Sparky.
Q: What did the dog say to the tree? A: Bark!
Q: What do you call a dog with a surround sound system? A: a sub-woofer.
Q: What did the dog say to the sandpaper? A: Ruff!
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show!
Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador.
Q: Who is the dog’s favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx!
Thought for the Week
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Author Unknown