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Friday Funny July 8, 2016 Dog Days of Summer

LW DW Tucker

Happy Friday!  We are in July and headed toward those dog days of summer, so why not start your Friday with some canine humor?


A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’

A dog walks into a job center. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a gig in the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’

Two men are talking about animals. One says to the other, ‘I know of a dog worth $100,000.’ ‘Really??’ replies the other. ‘Who would have thought a dog could save so much.’

Q: What looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and is very dangerous?
A: A dog with a machete.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; he still won’t come when you call.

Q: What do you call a dog that licks an electrical socket? A: Sparky.

Q: What did the dog say to the tree?  A:  Bark!

Q:  What do you call a dog with a surround sound system? A: a sub-woofer.

Q: What did the dog say to the sandpaper? A:  Ruff!

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show!

Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador.

Q: Who is the dog’s favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx!

Thought for the Week

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Author Unknown