Happy Friday! Don’t look behind you, a zombie might be gaining on you!
Q: What does it take to become a zombie?
Q: What did the zombie’s friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
A: Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?
Q: What is a zombie’s favorite toy?
A: A DEADY bear!
Q: What did the zombie say before his fight?
A: Do you want a piece of me?
Q: Why did the zombie cross the road?
A: He wanted to eat the chicken!
Q: What has a dog’s head, a cat’s tail and brains all over its face?
A: A zombie coming out of the pet store!
Q: What did the zombie say to his date?
A: I just love a woman with BRAAAINS!
Q: Where do most zombies live? A: On DEAD end streets!
Q: What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife? A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn’t attached!
Q: Did you hear about the zombie who tortured his victims with music? A: His BACH was worse than his bite!
Thought for the Week
I am one of those people who just can’t help getting a kick out of life — even when it’s a kick in the teeth. ~Polly Adler