Happy Friday! Happy last weekend of Winter! Happy St. Patrick’s Day! In honor of the “wearin’ ‘o the green” here are a few jokes that just might have you Dublin over with laughter.
If you crossed poison ivy with a four-leaf clover would you get a rash of good luck?
If you crossed a pillowcase with a stone would you get a sham rock?
If you crossed a leprechaun with a Texan would you find a pot of chili at the end of the rainbow?
Do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day because regular rocks are too heavy?
Did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland because he couldn’t afford air fare?
Would you call a big Irish spider a paddy-long-legs?
Would you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls Rick O’Shay?
Would you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail a lepre-con?
Would you call a clumsy Irish dance a jig mistake?
Just remember – St. Patrick’s Day puns don’t just shame you, they Seamus all.
Thought for the Week
“May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.”