Friday Funny April 20, 2018 Stop Me If You Have Heard These

Happy Friday!  I hope you have had a great week.  Do you ever have one of those weeks where you feel like you have been through all of this before?  Well if it has been a Deja vu week, then these should hit the spot…again.

Well if it has been a Deja vu week, then these should hit the spot…again.

Enjoy!

Deja flu:  That odd feeling that you are getting sick, again.

Deja boo: That scared feeling you get at the same point of a horror movie no matter how many times you have seen it before.

Deja clue: That odd feeling that Professor Plum has done it in the library with the candlestick before.

Deja do: That odd feeling that you have had this haircut before.

Deja eau: That odd feeling that you already bought this perfume for your wife.

Deja fu: That odd feeling that you have been kicked in the head like this before.

Deja who: That odd feeling that you have forgotten this person’s name before.

Deja coupe:  That odd feeling that you have driven this car before.

Deja moo: That odd feeling that you have heard this crap before.

Deja rue: That odd feeling you have regretted this before.

Deja stew: That odd feeling that the meat in this goulash was dinner several nights before.

Deja Que:  That odd feeling that you have stood in this line before.

Deja Blue:  That odd feeling that you have been down in the dumps like this before.

Deja few:  That odd feeling that you have not fit in with this crowd before.

Deja hue:  That odd feeling that you just painted a room the exact same color it was.

Deja pew:  That odd feeling you get when someone is sitting in “your spot” at church.

Deja whew:  That odd feeling you get when you realize you just skirted disaster again.

Thought for the Week

“This is like Deja vu all over again” ~ Yogi Berra

 

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