Happy Friday! This evening I say a very nice production of Treasure Island, so of course I have to offer up a few pirate jokes this week,
Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates? A: They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
Q: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply? A: He bought it on sail.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck.
Q: How do pirates communicate with each other? A: With Aye-Phones of course.
Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? A: Aye Matey.
Q: How do you save a drowning pirate? A: With C P ARRRRRRRRR.
Q: Why didn’t the 13-year-old go to the pirate movie? A: Because it was rated arrrrr .
Q: What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer? A: Shiver me timbers!
A pirate walks into a restaurant wearing a paper towel on his head.
The hostess greets him and asks, “Excuse me, but why are you wearing a paper towel?”
“Arrr…” says the pirate. “I’ve got a bounty on me head!”
One Pirate turns to another and says “arrr!”
The other says “You know, I was just thinkin’ the same thing matey”
Thought for the Week
“There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island.” ~ Walt Disney