Happy Friday! Congratulations on the completion of another week. Take a deep breath and have a good weekend.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar, now you can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.
I heard that Apple is designing a new automatic car but they are having trouble installing Windows.
I just found out that I am colorblind, that news really hit me out of the green.
I was thinking about singing karaoke with a friend. I decided it was time to quit stalling and just duet.
Is it by shear coincidence that all sheep look-alike?
I think every morning that I am going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
Did you hear the one about the untalented gymnast that walks into a bar?
Jokes about giant squids are kraken me up.
Make apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow.
Thought for the Week
Every day may not be good, but there’s something good in every day. ~Author Unknown