Friday Funny June 1, 2017 Random Friday Thoughts

Happy Friday and Happy June!  It has been a busy week. So, I thought I would share a few random thoughts this week.


Can you can make a water-bed bouncier by using spring water?

At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?

Can everything in the universe be broken down to Protons, Neutrons, Electrons and Morons?

If you were a triangle would you be acute one?

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I probably should have been a little more specific.

Would you exercise more if calories screamed while you burned them?

Have you ever noticed that the trouble with being punctual is that no one is usually there to appreciate it?

Have you realized that statistically speaking 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy?

I just finished reading a book about Stockholm Syndrome. At first, It was pretty bad, but by the end I was starting to like it.

I think my calling in life went straight to voicemail.

Thought for the Week

Life is simple, it’s just not easy. ~Author Unknown


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