Happy Friday! It is mid-November and Thanksgiving is less than two weeks away, have a laugh before you start defrosting that turkey!
Is it true that claustrophobic people are more productive when thinking out of the box?
I saw that the current World tongue-twister champion was arrested. I think they are hoping to give him a tough sentence.
Forget electric cars! I have this great idea for a car that doesn’t have wheels. I have been working on it tirelessly.
Everyone encourages you to always go the extra mile at work unless you are a taxi driver.
I once had a job as a stage designer, I wasn’t very happy when they fired me but I left without making a scene.
I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. The biggest problem was you couldn’t park anywhere near the place.
I just got a job as the Chief Information Executive at Old McDonald’s Farm. I’m the new CIEIO.
I once had a job as a mind reader but I was not any good at it, in fact I was telepathetic.
I have seen people who are underwhelmed and I have seen people who are overwhelmed; however, I do not recall ever seeing anyone whelmed properly.
If a kitchen remodeler is not working efficiently is he being counter productive?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
Dull November brings the blast,
Then the leaves are whirling fast.
~Sara Coleridge, “The Months,” Pretty Lessons In Verse, For Good Children; With Some Lessons in Latin, In Easy Rhyme, 1834