Happy Friday! I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving and now the holiday season is in full swing. If you are heading out to do some shopping this Black Friday keep your wits and your sense of humor. Here are a few jokes to help you do that.
I read a story about a dangerous new strain of bacteria that was been found BEFORE Thanksgiving at a local supermarket in packs of soft butter. It seems that it spreads easily.
I ordered some German food over the internet for Thanksgiving; the sauerkraut arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
I was thinking about buying my wife a watch for Christmas. I went to the store and asked for one with hands. The sales clerk asked “Analogue?” I said “no thanks, just a watch.”
I saw a great Black Friday deal on a digital camera. As I weighed the good and bad, I could only see the positive points. There just aren’t any negatives.
I was considering going to a pet shop on Black Friday to purchase a rare spider but then it occurred to me that it would be easier to just pick one up on the web.
I saw a great Black Friday deal on some nifty new electric garden trimmers; it is some real cutting-hedge technology.
I noticed a Black Friday deal at the comic book store on Supergirl, Batgirl and Wonder Woman but I think he might just be a heroine dealer.
I was going to buy some sausages online; but the links were broken.
I bought my wife a calculator in the shape of a castle to give her for Christmas. I am not sure if she will like it, but it’s the fort that counts.
I went to an auction on Black Friday. It was pretty long and boring, I fell asleep and missed a lot.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
‘VENI, VEDI, VISA’: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.