Friday Funny December 6, 2019 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

 

Happy Friday!  Hopefully you have made it through all the Thanksgiving leftovers by now and are in full holiday swing.  Over the next few weeks there will probably be a number of opportunities to visit and interact with family, friends and co-workers and I know just what you are thinking – you are thinking, “I wish I had some Christmas ‘knock knock’ jokes to share.”  Well since you have been good this year, let me provide you with a few.  You can thank me later.

Enjoy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aurora.
Aurora who?
Aurora’s just come from the abominable snowman.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cole.
Cole who?
Cole is what you will get in your stocking this year.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open your gifts until Christmas morning

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place to put the Christmas tree.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow…

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas. How about you?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree…

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Whada
Whada who?
Whada you want for Christmas?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.”            ~Dr. Seuss

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