Happy Friday! After a little break, the Friday Funny has returned. Let’s wrap up a work week with some snappy answers to interview questions.
I was once asked in job interview if I could perform under pressure.
I said no, but I can do a pretty good Stairway to Heaven.
I was once asked in job interview, “where do you see yourself in 5 years?” I said, “in a mirror”
I was once asked in job interview about punctuality. I said I thought it was important to speak clearly and politely and it how vital it was to use proper grammar in speech and writing.
I was once asked in job interview, “What would you say is your greatest weakness?” I said, “Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.” The interviewer asked, “Could you give an example?” I said, “Yes, I could.”
I was once asked in job interview what my previous job was. I said that I had been an Alien Hunter. The interviewer replied, “But Aliens don’t exist!” I said, “You’re welcome.”
I was once asked in job interview to describe myself in three words. I said, “efficient.”
I was once asked in job interview what my greatest weakness was. I said, I have been told that I can be condescending, that means I talk down to people.”
I was once asked in job interview about my background. I showed him my phone, with a photo Mt. McKinley.
My recruiter told me a joke about work. I laughed, but in fact I didn’t get it.
I once had an interview for a job as a farrier once. I was asked if I had ever shoed a horse. I said, “No, but once I had to tell a donkey to go away”.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
Without labor nothing prospers. ~Sophocles