Happy Friday! This week, in honor of March Madness, we will tip off the weekend with some basketball jokes.
This week I saw a woman in Walmart who had March Madness teeth, she was down to the final four!
Did the college basketball player sign up for a crafting class because he wanted to learn how to make baskets?
Is it true that basketball players eat donuts just so they can dunk them?
What is the difference between a star basketball player and time? Time passes.
Why did the college basketball coach only play 14 holes of golf with his team? Because they couldn’t make it to the Final Four.
If you invite flat-earther friend to play basketball will he show up with a frisbee?
Did you hear about the anti-vax basketball team that lost every game during the season? Apparently, they never took any shots.
Was Cinderella such a bad basketball player because her coach was a pumpkin?
Did you hear about the basketball player who was having trouble with his bank account? It seems all his checks were bouncing.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
I used to be addicted to March Madness, but I rebounded.
“There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.” ~Abe Lemons