Happy Friday and Happy 4th of July! Take some time this weekend to reflect on the significance of what those 56 signors put into motion almost 250 years ago. Here are a few jokes to kick off your holiday weekend.

Enjoy!

Is it true that if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog you would get a Yankee Poodle?

Is it true that the most popular dance in 1776 was The Indepen-dance?

Is it true that General Washington’s favorite tree was the infan-tree?

Did you know that the reason why there are not any knock-knock jokes about America is because Freedom rings?

Did you know that the tea of preference for the Colonists was Liber-tea?

Is it true that the biggest prankster in George Washington’s army was Laugh-ayette?

Did you know that the Colonists who told the most jokes were Pun-sylvanians?

It seems like there are not many things built in the USA anymore, I just purchased a new TV, the box stated “Built in Antennae” and I do not have any idea where that is!

I heard that the most logical building in the USA is the Philadelphia Mint, that makes a lot of cents.

If you crossed Captain America with the Incredible Hulk would you get The Star-Spangled Banner?

What did one flag say to the other flag on July 4th? Nothing. It just waved.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

American patriotism, even on the Fourth of July, should be known more by its works than by its fireworks. ~”Poor Richard Junior’s Philosophy,” The Saturday Evening Post, 1904, George Horace Lorimer, editor

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