Happy Friday! I hope 2022 is off to a good start for you. This week has brought some snow to many part of the county, so let’s kick off a new year with some snow jokes.
Is it true that a mountain’s favorite type of candy is Snowcaps?
Would you call a snowman with a six-pack an abdominal snowman?
Is it true that snowmen get around by riding an icicle?
Is it true that Frosty’s favorite relative is Aunt Artica?
Did you hear about the boy that was wearing only one boot because there was a 50 percent chance of snow?
Would you call a snowman’s dog a slush puppy?
Did you hear about the fortune teller that kept predicting snowstorms? It turns out she didn’t have a crystal ball, it was a snow globe.
I read about a scientist who was conducting experiments with thin ice, it is expecting a major breakthrough.
It is so cold, I had to chop up my piano for firewood but I only got a chord.
I heard the next 007 will be a Snowman. He has a license to chill.
Would you call the offspring of a Snowman, his Chill-dren?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Some people spend their entire lives seeing the snow without ever seeing the magic in the existence of one snowflake.” ~ Emily Littlejohn