Happy Friday!  Technology is all around us impacting almost every part of our lives.  So, the least we can do is laugh about it once in a while.

Enjoy!

Would you call an iPhone that had run out of battery power Dead Siri-ous?

I found my Google Phone wearing glasses, apparently it has lost its contacts.

I had to change my password today.  I tried using ‘beef stew’ but I got a message that it was not strong-anoff.

 I heard that the PowerPoint presentation crossed the road to get to the other slide.

I worked with a guy who was so dense that he took his computer to his dentist to get his Bluetooth checked.

Is it true that horse have a very difficult time with the internet because they have trouble finding stable connections?

Would you call a ride sharing app that serves breakfast Eggs Uber Easy?

I accidentally dropped by new Google phone from the 25th floor, I am lucky it was in airplane mode.

I am so old that I can remember when I knew more than my phone.

I heard Marvel is working on a new techy-computer superhero, he will be a real Screen Saver.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach a man to Phish and he will steal your identity.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory, apparently, I was not putting in enough shifts.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

A picture is worth a thousand words but it takes 3,000 times the disk space. ~Author unknown

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