Happy Friday!  Congratulations on making it through another week.  Let’s kick off the weekend with a little medical humor self-checkup.

Enjoy!

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right—I feel ten years older already.

I have an inferiority complex but it’s not a very good one.

Today I was checked by Dr. B. Gee. I hope I will be stayin’ alive.

The difference between an aerobics instructor and a dentist is that a dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.\

I heard about an optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine.  It seems he really made a spectacle out of himself.

I played hide and seek in the hospital, but they kept finding me in the ICU.

I heard it takes three doctors to change a light bulb. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.

I heard about a baby born in the new high tech delivery room.  It was cordless.

Last week I tried a new cough syrup, I had no idea what to expectorate.

Conjunctivitis.com — now that is a site for sore eyes.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“We’re living in an age of medical specialists. Nowadays what four out of five doctors recommend is another doctor.” ~Robert Orben, 2400 Jokes to Brighten Your Speeches, 1984

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