Friday Funny November 18, 2022 Thanksgiving Jokes

Happy Friday!  We are less than a week away from Thanksgiving, so I have pulled out some Thanksgiving jokes out of the freezer.

Enjoy!

If your turkey’s seasoning tastes a little off this year it might be because you ran out of thyme.

What did the leftover turkey say? Make me a sandwich.

If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, do college students travel on Scholar-ships?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving? “May the forks be with you.”

Is it true that turkeys gobble because they never learned table manners?

Last Thanksgiving, I was stopped by a policeman on my way home, apparently, I was exceeding the feed limit.

Was the smallest unit of measurement used on the Mayflower a Pil-gram?

Is it true that the turkey crossed the road because he wanted people to think he was a chicken?

Is it true that a turkey’s favorite dessert is Peach gobbler?

I you wanted to know how old a Pilgrim is would you ask him about his “Pilgrimage”?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Reflect upon your present blessings — of which every man has many — not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.” ~ Charles Dickens

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