Happy Friday! Memorial Day is just a little over a week away and with it comes the unofficial start of summer and the travel season. So, let’s kick off this weekend with some travel jokes.
I heard that hipsters like to hike backcountry rivers because they are less mainstream.
Travel Tip – Do not take a dog on road trips, they tend to be bark seat drivers.
Travel tip – Before heading on a cross country trip in Canada, make sure you have Triple Eh.
Travel Tip – Never fly on Peter Pan Airways – they neverland.
Travel Tip – When in Hawaii avoid loud laughing, instead just give them a low ha.
Every time I go through an airport, I get sick. I am afraid it might be a terminal illness.
I think mountains are the funniest places to travel, I find then hill areas.
Is it true that you can stop Canadian Bacon from curling in the pan by taking away its little rock and broom?
A time traveler visited a restaurant on vacation and he liked it so much that he went back four seconds.
I took four hours to check out of my hotel in Japan. The receptionist told me, “You really Tokyo time.”
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us, or we find it not.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson