Happy Friday!  Halloween may be over, but there is probably still some candy in the house just waiting for you to eat it.  So, here are some sweet jokes to go along with you sweet tooth.

Enjoy!

If you covered a sheep with chocolate, would you have a candy baa?

It seems like whenever I try to eat healthy there is a chocolate bar that looks at me and Snickers.

I was just wondering, can you feed an old dog new Twix?

The other day I saw a car made out of chocolate; I think it was a Ferrari Rocher.

I saw an ad for a new pizza place that uses candy as a topping, it is called Skittle Caesars.

I have started a collection of candy canes; they are all in mint condition.

My wife accused me of stealing all her Kit Kat bars, give me a break.

I am on the path to recovering from my addition to chocolate, nuts and marshmallows, but it has been a Rocky Road.

I am part of a group of people who have a candy named after them, nerds.

I had a lollipop joke, I am having trouble remembering it, but it is on the tip of my tongue.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Years are like candy bars… We’re paying more, but they’re getting shorter.” ~ Charles M. Schulz

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