Happy Friday the 13th! Here are 13 jokes to bring you a little luck.
Enjoy!
My luck is so bad that when my ship finally came in, I was at the airport.
My luck is so bad, I was mugged by a Quaker.
My luck is so bad, I went to buy a memory foam pillow and turned out it had Alzheimers.
My luck is so bad that even a rabbit’s foot avoids me.
My luck is so bad that my lucky numbers are unlisted.
My luck is so that that I collect problems like souvenirs.
My luck is so bad that my fortune cookie told me to expect surprises. It was right.
My luck is so bad that my fortune cookie said, “Try Again.”
Maybe my luck is not really bad, it is just committed to plot twists.
I tried to turn my luck around and got dizzy.
People say opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck, but I think if it’s raining inside you’ve probably already had some bad luck.
Did you hear about the unlucky man on the North Pole? No matter how hard he tried, things would always go south.
You shouldn’t be superstitious about Friday the 13th It brings bad luck.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“You never can tell whether bad luck may not after all turn out to be good luck.” ~ Winston Churchill
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