Happy Friday! The holiday season is in full swing, so to get you pumped up for shopping, here are some Christmas shopping jokes wrapped up just for you.
Here is a tip on how to save a lot of money on Christmas shopping – simply express your political views on Facebook.
The other day I told my Mom that Amazon is the best place for Christmas shopping. This morning she called me from Brazil.
I went into a toy store to do some early Christmas shopping and asked the assistant, “Where are the Arnold Schwarzenegger dolls?” He said, “Aisle B, back.”
My wife said to me that if I got her one more stupid gift this Christmas, she would burn it. So, I bought her a candle.
I was Christmas shopping for my granddaughter so I asked what she was liked and my wife told me she likes “anything Frozen”. So, I got her some popsicles and some pizza rolls.
Is it true that Captain Nemo does not get any Christmas presents because he is always on the Nautilus?
I just bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas. It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler.
The only Christmas gift I got two years ago was a deck of sticky playing cards. I found that very hard to deal with.
The sweater my wife got me last Christmas kept picking up static electricity. I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one free of charge.
Last Christmas, my wife bought me new beads for my abacus. It is the little things that count.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.” ~Eric Severeid