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Friday Funny May 29, 2015 School Excuses


Now that we are past Memorial Day, many schools are wrapping up and anxious children are welcoming the coming of summer.  Teachers can be thankful too that they will get a break from dealing with excuses like the following.


  • Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
  • Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
  • Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father’s fault.
  • Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
  • John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
  • Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over,
  • George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
  • Please excuse Amanda from school yesterday. She had perfect attendance last nine weeks. That’s really good so I let her stay home for a reward.
  • Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
  • Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
  • Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday. 
  • Sally won’t be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
  • Please excuse Casey from school. It was Take Your Daughter to work day. I don’t have a job, so I made her stay home and do housework.
  • Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
  • My son is under the doctor’s care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.
  • Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.
  • Pease excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels
  • Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.
  • Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Thought for the Week

It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days.  ~Isabel Waxman