Happy Friday and welcome to May! I saw some news this week about the making of the next Star Wars movie which reminded me that Sunday is 5/4/14. So May the 4th be with you!
Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
Q: Why did the Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: Where is Princess Leia’s favorite place for shopping?
A: The Darth Maul!
Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob!
Q: What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?
Q: What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?
A: Bubba Fett
Q: What do Jedi use to view PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi
Q. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant when Luke was having trouble using chopsticks?
A. “Use the forks, Luke.”
Q. Why didn’t the pitcher from the forest moon of Endor stay on the baseball team?
A. ‘Ewoked every batter he faced
Q. Which Jedi Master became a pastry chef?
A. His name was Obi-wan Cannoli
Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he’s always making new friends!
Q. What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?
A. Mango Fett!
Q. Where do Gungans store pickles?
A. In Jar Jars.
Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
A. An ele-Vader.
Q. What do you call a Sith who is afraid of almost everything?
Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
Q. Why didn’t Princess Leia have a boyfriend on her home planet?
A. Because she was looking for love in Alderaan places.
Thought for the Week
“No. Try not. Do… or do not. There is no try.” ~ Yoda