Happy Friday! Any Friday is a good day, but here are a number of signs that you just might be having as bad day.
You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
You get to work and find a “60 Minutes” news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
Your twin sibling forgets your birthday.
Your 4-year-old tells you that it’s almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.
You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
You realize that you just brushed your teeth with preparation H instead of tooth paste.
It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
Your income tax refund check bounces.
You mother asks you to stop calling.
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
The doctor tells you you’re in fine health…..for someone twice your age.
Your doctor tells you that you are allergic to ice cream.
Everyone loves your driver’s license picture.
The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.
People think you are 55…and you are.
A black cat crosses your path and drops dead.
It takes you three hours to make minute rice.
The fortune teller charges you half price.
Your plants do better when you don’t talk to them.
The Optimist Club rejects your application.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye. (I have actually managed to do this!)
Thought for the Week
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere. ~Frank A. Clark