Friday Funny August 28, 2015 A Dozen Thoughts to Ponder This Weekend

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Happy Friday!  Another work week is in the books and the weekend approaches to provide rest and relaxation.  As you sit and ponder this weekend, here are a few thoughts for you to mull around a bit.

Enjoy!

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.

I’m not a complete idiot — some parts are missing.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Being “over the hill” is much better than being under it!

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

Procrastinate Now!

My Dog Can Lick Anyone.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs – A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

Thought for the Week

Give thanks for what you are now, and keep fighting for what you want to be tomorrow. ~Fernanda Miramontes-Landeros

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2 thoughts on “Friday Funny August 28, 2015 A Dozen Thoughts to Ponder This Weekend

  1. Valentine, Cookie (Dedria)

    Leonard, another good one. I LOVE the ending and the quote…

    The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

    Thought for the Week

    Give thanks for what you are now, and keep fighting for what you want to be tomorrow. ~Fernanda Miramontes-Landeros

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