Friday Funny November 20, 2015 Work Vs. Prison

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Happy Friday! Some days we might feel like work is something we have been sentenced to with no chance of parole.  This has been circulating for a number of years, but just in case you ever got work and prison confused, this should make things a bit more clear.

Enjoy!

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 10 x 10  cell.
AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle.

IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share.

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you are not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK they are called bosses and managers.

Thought for the Week

Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. ~Søren Kierkegaard

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