Friday Funny December 11, 2015 Reindeer Jokes

RUDOLPH

Happy Friday!  It is certainly beginning to look a lot like Christmas all around.  So, it seems like a good time to break out some reindeer jokes and if a reindeer was telling going to tell you this jokes he might preface it by saying that these will “sleigh” you!

Enjoy!

Why don’t you see many reindeer at the zoo?  They cannot afford the admission price!

What does Rudolph want for Christmas? A pony sleigh station!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? “Horn”-aments!

What’s red and green and guides Santa’s sleigh? Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!

Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer also works as a maid? Yup! Comet, he cleans sinks!

Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet!

What do you call a blind reindeer? No eye deer

What do you call a reindeer with three eyes? Reiiindeer

What do you call a reindeer with three legs?  Eileen

How do you make a reindeer fast?  Stop feeding it.

Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they look silly in snow suits!

Did Santa’s reindeer go to school? No, they are “elf”-taught!

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy? “Elk”-a-seltzer!

How do you get into Donner’s house? You ring the “deer”-bell!

What’s red and white and gives presents to gazelles? Santelope!

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down! 

Which reindeer has the least popular holiday get together?  It has to be the Donner party.

Thought for the Week

‘Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it white.’
Bing Crosby

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