Happy Friday!  If you need a break from the shopping and bustle of the Holiday Season, it appears that Lucas Film has an option just for you with the opening of “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.” If the idea of fighting the crowds this weekend to see a movie does not appeal to you then perhaps a nice Christmas Special enjoyed at  home might be more to your liking.  You could check out the only-aired-once Star Wars Holiday Special, it can be found on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4CtXcjib4o.  If you take time to watch it you will understand why it only aired once!  

In honor of another installation in the Star Wars saga, I have rounded up a baker’s dozen of Star Wars jokes guaranteed to be worse than the new movie.

Enjoy!

Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be.

Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?  A: To get to the Dark Side.

Q:  What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he had trouble using chopsticks? A:  “Luke, use the forks.”

Q: What do you call a pirate droid? A: Argh2-D2.

 Q: What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A: A Sithy.

 Q: Where do Sith Lords go to do their Christmas shopping? A: To the Darth Maul.

Q: What do you call 5 Siths piled on top of a light saber? A: A Sith-Kabob!

Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? A: Darth Waiter

Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? A: Vader Tots.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader? A: An ele-Vader.

Q: What’s the internal temperature of a tauntaun? A: Luke warm

Q: How did Vader know what Luke bought him for Christmas? A: He felt his presents.

Thought for the Week

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” – Darth Vader