Friday Funny December 18, 2015 The Funny Awakens


Happy Friday!  If you need a break from the shopping and bustle of the Holiday Season, it appears that Lucas Film has an option just for you with the opening of “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.” If the idea of fighting the crowds this weekend to see a movie does not appeal to you then perhaps a nice Christmas Special enjoyed at  home might be more to your liking.  You could check out the only-aired-once Star Wars Holiday Special, it can be found on YouTube at  If you take time to watch it you will understand why it only aired once!  

In honor of another installation in the Star Wars saga, I have rounded up a baker’s dozen of Star Wars jokes guaranteed to be worse than the new movie.


Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be.

Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?  A: To get to the Dark Side.

Q:  What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he had trouble using chopsticks? A:  “Luke, use the forks.”

Q: What do you call a pirate droid? A: Argh2-D2.

 Q: What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A: A Sithy.

 Q: Where do Sith Lords go to do their Christmas shopping? A: To the Darth Maul.

Q: What do you call 5 Siths piled on top of a light saber? A: A Sith-Kabob!

Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? A: Darth Waiter

Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? A: Vader Tots.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader? A: An ele-Vader.

Q: What’s the internal temperature of a tauntaun? A: Luke warm

Q: How did Vader know what Luke bought him for Christmas? A: He felt his presents.

Thought for the Week

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” – Darth Vader




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