Happy Friday! If you need a break from the shopping and bustle of the Holiday Season, it appears that Lucas Film has an option just for you with the opening of “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.” If the idea of fighting the crowds this weekend to see a movie does not appeal to you then perhaps a nice Christmas Special enjoyed at home might be more to your liking. You could check out the only-aired-once Star Wars Holiday Special, it can be found on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4CtXcjib4o. If you take time to watch it you will understand why it only aired once!
In honor of another installation in the Star Wars saga, I have rounded up a baker’s dozen of Star Wars jokes guaranteed to be worse than the new movie.
Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? A: Adobe Wan Kenobi
Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he had trouble using chopsticks? A: “Luke, use the forks.”
Q: What do you call a pirate droid? A: Argh2-D2.
Q: What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A: A Sithy.
Q: Where do Sith Lords go to do their Christmas shopping? A: To the Darth Maul.
Q: What do you call 5 Siths piled on top of a light saber? A: A Sith-Kabob!
Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? A: Darth Waiter
Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? A: Vader Tots.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader? A: An ele-Vader.
Q: What’s the internal temperature of a tauntaun? A: Luke warm
Q: How did Vader know what Luke bought him for Christmas? A: He felt his presents.
Thought for the Week
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” – Darth Vader