Happy Friday! Sometimes Friday comes around and I am left scratching my head trying to find a Friday Funny. When I get to the point that I am out of ideas and nothing seems that funny, I turn to my old friend the “Knock knock” joke. It has been said that a pun is the lowest form of humor, I offer the “Knock knock” joke as the lowest form of humor. Fortunately there are a ton of them out there. So, this week, I scrape toward the bottom of the barrel.
Enjoy!
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Hanna.” “Hanna who?” “Hanna partridge in a pear tree.”
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Cows go”
“Cows go who?”
“Cows don’t go who, cows go moo!”
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “A broken pencil.” “A broken pencil who?” “Never Mind. It’s pointless.”
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Theodore!” “Theodore who?” “Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.”
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Nana.” “Nana who?” “Nanna your business.”
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Al.” “Al who?” “Al give you a kiss if you open this door.”
“Who’s there?” “Euripides.” “Euripides who?” “Euripides jeans, you pay for them.”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Adair!”
“Adair who?”
“Adair once but I’m bald now!”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Aesop!”
“Aesop who?”
“Aesop I saw a puddy cat.”
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “To.” “To who?” “To whom!”
“Knock, knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Sadie.”
“Sadie who?”
“Sadie magic word and the Friday Funny is ended!”
Thought for the Week
“Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unhook the two locks and shut off the burglar alarm, it’s too late.” ~ Rita Coolidge
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