Happy Friday! While the chill wind of winter still blows, we know that spring is just around the corner and as we come to the end of February, we come upon that bonus day of February 29th. I thought it would be appropriate to share a little leap humor, unfortunately there is just much out there. Apparently the end of February is just not very funny in any year. So, I’ll share what I could find.
I imagine everyone has seen those motivational posters that business like to hang in break rooms and other high traffic areas. They try to inspire everyone to strive toward teamwork and excellence and customer service. But have you ever seen de-motivational posters? I share a few of my favorites below. Here is a bonus de-motivator to get you stated for Leap Day – if you are on salary, Monday you get to work for free.
LEAP DAY JOKES
What do athletes wear on Leap Day? Jumpsuits.
Where do most people eat on Leap Day? IHOP.
What kind of music do you listen to on Leap Day? Hip Hop.
What do you tell a hitchhiker on Leap Day? Hop In.
What is a frog’s favorite time of year? Leap Day.
What do you call a surgery on Leap Day? A hop-eration.
I wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day, but I decided to jump on the band wagon.
My coworker was fired on Leap Day, apparently he picked the wrong time to jump off the deep end.
SOME SLOGANS THAT WILL PROBABLY NOT BE APPEARING IN A BREAK ROOM NEAR YOU
KNOWLEDGE – I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.
MEETINGS – None of us is as dumb as all of us.
GOVERNMENT – If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
CONSULTING – If you’re not a part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
FORESIGHT – Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those busy proving them right.
UNDERACHIEVEMENT – Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.
INSIGNIFICANCE – If you think it’s lonely at the top, just wait ‘til you try the bottom.
SANITY – Minds are like parachutes. Just because you’ve lost yours doesn’t mean you can borrow mine.
MULTITASKING – The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.
For more de-motivational ideas visit – http://despair.com/
Thought for the Week
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. ~C.S. Lewis