Friday Funny March 11, 2016 Bad Joke Day

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Happy Friday!  We have made it through another week, maybe it has been a good week for you, maybe it has not been so great.  Perhaps you even had a “bad hair” day this week.  The truth is that some days are good and some days aren’t.  Which brings us to the Friday Funny, this is a “bad joke” day.  I know you thought all Fridays were “bad joke” days didn’t you?  Well, this may very well prove that some are even worse than others, even I cannot bring my “A Game” every week.

Enjoy!

The Energizer Bunny just got arrested……they charged him with battery.

I went to a wedding that was so beautiful…..even the cake was in tiers.

Did you hear they opened a restaurant on the moon?…..The food is great, but there was just no atmosphere.

What did the Buffalo say when his son left?…..Bison!

What did the mountain climber name his son?….Cliff.

I was thinking about moving to Moscow…..but I figure there is no point Russian into things.

Today, a lady said she recognized me from the vegetarian club….but I never met herbivore.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?…..He was well armed!

What do you call a cow with two legs?…..lean beef!

What do you call a cow with no legs?….ground beef!

Why does a milking stool only have three legs?…..because the cow has the udder.

I am terrified of elevators….I plan on taking steps to avoid them!

I have heard an awful lot of apocalypse jokes lately….people are telling them like there is no tomorrow!

It looks like my cat is sick….he doesn’t seem to be feline well.

What is big, green, fuzzy,  has four legs and would kill you if it fell out a tree on you?…a pool table!

What has five legs, three eyes and two tails?…..A dog with spare parts.

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?…..He pasta way.

Thought for the Week

“If you don’t think every day is a good day, just try missing one.” ~Cavett Robert

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