Friday Funny November 11, 2016 An Easy Quiz for Friday

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Happy Friday! The sun came up today and you do not have to watch any more political ads or receive any political phone calls this weekend!  So take a deep breath and relax.

Today is Veterans Day, so say “thank you” to a veteran when you have the opportunity.

Let’s kick off the weekend with a little pop quiz to get the brain functioning again.

Enjoy!

Pencils at the ready!  Here we go!

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?  Yes or No

  2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

  3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

  4. How many outs are there in an inning?

  5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister?  Yes or No

  6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

  7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

  8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

  9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

 11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′ 10” tall. What does he weigh?

 12. How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Pencils down – no cheating!

The Answers:

 1. Is there a fourth of July in England? Yes, it comes after the third of July, did you think they just skip that day in other countries?

 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? Only one, all the rest are anniversaries.

 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? Check your calendar, they all have at least 28 days.

 4. How many outs are there in an inning? 6 – three in the top and three in the bottom.

 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister? If he has a widow, he will not be marrying anyone.

 6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70. (30 divided by  2 equals 15, but 30 divided by 1/2 equals 60)

 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2, you took them, remember?

 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 60.  Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

 9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9, all BUT 9 die.

 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 0 I don’t believe Moses had an ark.  If you need an ark built, I Noah guy!

 11.A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′ 10” tall. What does he weigh? If he works in a butcher shop, probably a good chance that he weights MEAT.

 12. How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen? There are usually 12 in a dozen no matter that the dozen.

Hope you got at least a few of those right.  Now, share these questions with someone else and, of course, tell them that you did not miss any!

Thought for the Week

“Our veterans left everything they knew and loved and served with exemplary dedication and courage so we could all know a safer America and a more just world. They have been tested in ways the rest of us may never fully understand…. On Veterans Day, and every day, let us show them the extraordinary gratitude they so rightly deserve…” ~Barack Obama, 2015 November 5th, quoted from The White House Office of the Press Secretary

http://www.quotegarden.com

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