Happy Friday! Happy Easter and Happy Passover! To be honest, the Easter Bunny has never been one of my favorite characters. Perhaps it was the disappointment of unwrapping and biting into a nice chocolate bunny only to discover it was not solid chocolate, but only a thin, hollow shell. But, there are some jokes about the Easter Bunny and it is Friday, so enjoy!
How can you find the Easter bunny? Eggs (x) marks the spot.
What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate one.
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? John HOPkins University
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? Two points, just like anyone else.
Is it true that the Easter Bunny get his eggs from eggplants?
Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Would you call a mischievous Easter egg a practical yolker?
Does the Easter bunny eat really breakfast at IHOP?
Would you call ten rabbits marching backwards a receding hareline?
If you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person would you have an Easter basket case?
If you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food would you get Hop suey?
Thought for the Week
Jesus Christ did not come into this world to make bad people good: He came into this world to make dead people live. ~ Lee Strobel