Happy Friday! It is hard to believe that it is already May. That got me to thinking….and that often ends in a strange place.
Laughing stock – would that be cattle with a sense of humor?
If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, is he able to find himself?
Just “before” someone gets nervous, do they have cocoons in their stomach?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?
If a man falls in the forest and a woman is not around, is he still wrong?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?
If a mime falls in the forest and no one is around, does he make a noise?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Last night I played a blank tape at full volume. It drove the mime who lives next door crazy.
I am at that age where I still have something on the ball, but I am just too tired to bounce it.
On those days when I am not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?
I have been adjusting the setting on my laser printer, I think I have it on stun now.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile and then walk into a pole.” ~ Unknown