Friday Funny September 15, 2017 Step to the Humor

Happy Friday!  I hope this has been a good week for you.  This weekend, my high school class is having a 40th reunion.  I imagine some will not be able to resist the urge to relive the glory days of disco.  So, in honor of the Class of 1977, here is a little humor to boogie with.

Enjoy!

What do ghosts dance to?   Soul music

 Why don’t dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!

 What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance

 Where can you dance in California? Stan Fran’s Disco!

  What did the groovy bank robber say? Everybody get down!

 Why do ants dance on jam jars? Because the jar says ‘twist to open’!

What dance do chickens hate? The Foxtrot!

 Where do fortune tellers dance? At the crystal ball.

 What is a pigs favorite ballet? Swine Lake!

 Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!

 Where did the computer go to dance? To a disc-o!

 What do cows like to dance to? Any ‘ole kind of moosic.

 What sort of dance does a plumber do? A tap dance!

Thought for the Week

Best friends don’t necessarily have to talk every day. They don’t even need to talk for weeks. But when they do, it’s like they never stopped talking. ~Author unknown

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