Friday Funny October 6, 2017 More Random Jokes

Happy first Friday in October!  The year continues to march on and I continue to find more bad jokes.  Have a great weekend.

Enjoy!

I saw that this week marks the anniversary of the premiere of The Flintstones.  I have heard that people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones.   However, people in Abu Dhabi do!

The other day I received a photo in the mail from one of those speeding cameras. I sent it right back, it was way too expensive and the quality was rather grainy.

I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks.” I said “Don’t mention it”

Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says “I think we’ve got this joke wrong”

Communism jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey!

Is it true that koalas are not actual bears because they do not meet all the koalafications?

Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID. It always says “B positive”.

Are the last 4 letters in the word “queue” silent because they are waiting their turn?

A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The teller is quite puzzled and replies, “Don’t you mean ‘or you’re history?’” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”

Thought for the Week

Autumn binds poetry in its own withered leaves. ~Terri Guillemets

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