Happy Friday the 13th!  We are at the middle of October, the days are shorter, the leaves are turning and Halloween is just around the corner.  Seems like a good time to ponder some truths about vampires.

Enjoy!

Is it true that vampires cross the sea in blood vessels?

Is it true that the vampire took up acting because it was in his blood?

Is it true that the vampire had a broken heart because he had loved in vein?

Is it true that when the vampire had a cold he took some coffin medicine?

Is it true that vampires do not have many friends because they are a pain in the neck?

Is it true that if you take a vampire to the circus that he goes straight for the juggler?

Is it true that a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor is vein-illa?

Is it true that vampires only drive on the interstates because they are considered the main arteries?

Is it true that the vampire failed art school because the only thing he could draw was blood?

Is true that vampires fall in love at first bite?

Is it true that the vampire purchased mouthwash because he had bat breath?

Is it true that vampires keep their money at the blood bank?

Is it true that the vampire subscribed to USA Today because  it has the best circulation?

Thought for the Week

Listen! the wind is rising,
and the air is wild with leaves.
We have had our summer evenings,
now for October eves.
~Humbert Wolfe, P.L.M.: Peoples, Landfalls, Mountains, 1936

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