Friday Funny February 2, 2018 If Life Gives You Lemons

Happy Friday! We have made it through the dark and cold days of January.  There is hope there is optimism still!  It is one of those “if life gives you lemons” moments when we look beyond the current circumstances to the possibilities that may be around the comer.  So, let’s figure out what we can do with those lemons.

Enjoy!

If life gives you lemons, make tasty lemon squares

If life gives you lemons, sell them on ebay

If life gives you lemons, learn to love lemons

If life gives you lemons, make homemade dish detergent

If life gives you lemons, ask for more, plant trees become a lemon farmer, corner the lemon market, become a lemon mogul!

If life gives you lemons, go for the zest

If life gives you lemons make grape juice and leave everyone wondering how you did it

If life gives you lemons, construct a crude electrochemical battery

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people

If life gives you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes

If life gives you lemons, wait, life doesn’t just “give” you anything, you have to earn your lemons just like I did when I was your age

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

If life gives you lemonade, don’t try to make lemons.

If life gives you scurvy, make lemonade

It can be said of optimism that while sometimes mistaken, it is never sadly mistaken. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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