Friday Funny May 25, 2018 Jokes for the Road

Happy Friday!  This weekend brings us to Memorial Day and the unofficial start of summer.  Summer, for many, means vacation.  So, I dug up some interesting thoughts about vacations for you this week.  And remember, with jokes about vacations, it is not about the punch line, it is about the journey!

Enjoy! And take some time to reflect this Memorial Day weekend,

Did you hear about the bees who took their vacation in Stingapore?

Did you hear about the cow that spent her vacation staying in a moo-tel?

Did you hear about the sheep that spent their vacation in the Baaaaaahaaaamas?

Did you hear about the shark that traveled to Finland for vacation?

Did you hear about the piano teacher who went to the Florida Keys for vacation?

Did you hear about the zombie who took his vacation on the Dead Sea?

Did you hear about the geometry teacher who spent his vacation in Cuba?

Did you hear about the math teacher who spent her vacation in Times Square?

Did you hear about the goldfish who spent its vacation taking a trip around the globe?

Did you hear about the television set that went to a remote island for vacation?

Did you hear about the cat that went on vacation to the Island of Meowi?

Did you hear about the comedian who spent his vacation in Knock-Knocksville, TN?

Did the Pirate go on vacation to get some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH?

Thought for the Week

“Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty.” ~ John F. Kennedy

 

 

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