Happy Friday! You have survived Groundhog’s Day and now it is time to get ready for Valentine’s Day! If you are having trouble finding that card that is just right, I am here to help! I have put together a few short verses below that I am pretty sure you will not find on a card down at the local Hallmark store, so feel free to do a little cut and past to make a unique card for that special someone in your life.
Some Things You Might Not Find on a Valentine’s Day Card
Cupid has struck
With a bow from his quiver
And with my bad luck It hit my liver
When I see you, my hands start to shake
Like when I’ve eaten bad shake ‘n bake
My heart beats fast like never before
Then I faint and hit the floor
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I guess wherever you are, It is Valentine’s Day too.
Fountains mingle with the rivers And the rivers with the ocean Valentine cards tend to be clever But this one lacks emotion.
This valentine poem is a reminder
not only of how much you are treasured But also, that not all poems rhyme
A Few Quick Valentine Jokes
For Valentines Day think about your current and past relationships, then organize the data on a chart using an Ex-Axis and a Why-Axis.
They say that grocery store flowers on Valentine’s Day shows someone you care slightly more than not at all.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day? You’re purrr-fect for me!
Thought for the Week
Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand, and Stars, 1939