Happy Friday! You know spring is on the way when you see St. Patrick’s Day on the calendar! So, I dug deep into the internet to find a few St. Paddy jokes just for you.
Would you call a leprechaun’s vacation home a lepre-condo?
Would you call a vanishing leprechaun a lepre-gone?
Would you call an Irish criminal with a serious skin disease a leper con?
Do you know that an Irishman is having a good time when he is Dublin over with laughter?
Do leprechauns make good secretaries because they are good at shorthand?
Did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold by taking a shortcut?
Did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland because he could not afford air fare?
Is a leprechaun’s favorite food to barbecue short ribs?
Are leprechaun’s hard to get along with because they are short-tempered?
In Ireland would you call Cubic Zirconia a sham rock?
Thought for the Week
“I’m not going to wear green on St. Patrick’s Day, today, but I do plan on wearing blue pants and a yellow shirt, so pretty much the same thing.”