Friday Funny July 5, 2019 All American Jokes

Happy Friday!  Hope you were able to enjoy the 4th!  I may be a day late but here are some All American jokes to celebrate with.


If you crossed Captain America with the Incredible Hulk would you get the Star-Spangled Banner?

If you crossed George Washington with cattle feed would you get the Fodder of Our Country!

If you crossed a dinosaur and a firecracker would you get dino-mite?

Would you call a duck that says “bang” a firequacker?

On July 5th do people eat Independence Day-Old-Pizza?

Are there no Knock Knock jokes about America because freedom rings?

What’s red, white, black and blue? Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.

Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

I saw a news story about a battery and a firework that were arrested. They charged one, and let the other one off.

The United States is a free country where every man can do as his wife pleases. 

Thought for the Week

“I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives.  I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him.”  – Abraham Lincoln


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