Happy Friday and Ho! Ho! Ho! Christmas is less than two weeks away and it seems like everyone is busy with Holiday preparations. Perhaps no one is busier than all the little folks up at the toy shop at the North Pole, the Elves. So, in their honor here are a few jokes to kick off your weekend.
Would you call one of Santa’s helpers who is greedy Elfish?
Would you call someone wo makes toy guitars and sings “Blue Christmas” Elfis?
Would you call someone who lives at the North Pole, builds toys and rides in a pumpkin Cinder-Elf-a?
Would you call an Elf who sings a wrapper?
Would you call a holistic Elf doctor a gnome-opath?
When little Elves get home from school do they have to do their gnome work?
Is it true that the most popular car for elves is a Toy-ota?
Is it true that the first thing that Elves have to do when they arrive for work is to YULE LOGon their computer?
How many Elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten – One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders.
Does Santa pay Elves with jingle bills?
Did Santa’s helper go to the doctor because he had low “Elf” esteem?
If Santa rides in a sleigh do Elves ride in Mini vans?
On his 1040 does Santa list his status as Elf-employed?
Did Rudolph go to public school or was he Elf-taught?
Do Santa’s Helpers use their phones to take Elfies?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.” ~ Helen Keller