Happy Friday and Happy New Year!  Here is hoping that this year is a good year for all.  Of course I could not let the beginning of 2020 occur without a few vision related jokes.

Enjoy!

I think my cell phone needs glasses; it has lost all its contacts.

Do optometrists like to listen to music using iTunes?

Do garbage men have bin-ocular vision?

Would you take a depressed optometrist to the low vision center?

Did you hear about the lab tech fell who into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

Do optometrists not tell jokes because they are just too cornea?

Do optometrists live long lives because they dilate?

I really admire my optometrist; he is a true visionary.

I once worked for an optometrist, it was a real eye-opening experience

Would you call an Eskimo optometrist an optical Aleutian? 

I went to the optometrist and she told me I was colorblind; man, that came right out of the purple

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.”~Helen Keller