Happy Friday and Happy New Year! Here is hoping that this year is a good year for all. Of course I could not let the beginning of 2020 occur without a few vision related jokes.
I think my cell phone needs glasses; it has lost all its contacts.
Do optometrists like to listen to music using iTunes?
Do garbage men have bin-ocular vision?
Would you take a depressed optometrist to the low vision center?
Did you hear about the lab tech fell who into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
Do optometrists not tell jokes because they are just too cornea?
Do optometrists live long lives because they dilate?
I really admire my optometrist; he is a true visionary.
I once worked for an optometrist, it was a real eye-opening experience
Would you call an Eskimo optometrist an optical Aleutian?
I went to the optometrist and she told me I was colorblind; man, that came right out of the purple
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.”~Helen Keller